Because, what else’re ya gonna play the day after Thankgsiving:
I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily,
I came in here for that special offer
Hey, who hasn’t been there?
Oh, and here’s a live version. Because I care.
I’m all tuned in, I see all the programmes
I save coupons from packets of tea
I’ve got my giant hit discoteque album
I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free …
A perfect song for that special hell that is the holiday shopping season.
Turn. It. Up.